Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
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