My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
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