a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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