Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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