He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
The air taste purple.
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