That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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