Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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