So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
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