Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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