there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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