She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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