3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
Its about making memories worth repressing
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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