yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
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