somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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