I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
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