This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
Randomize
