I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
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