Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
I don't deserve a penis
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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