it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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