So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
