Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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