i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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