i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy�
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
A+ Viking dick
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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