I need help removing her.
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
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