im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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