that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
You've changed since you got that strap on
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
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