I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
Is it penis luge time yet?
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
I think i got beer on your cat.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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