i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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