so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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