Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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