Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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