Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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