8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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