Where is the hickey?
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
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