I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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