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(914): View more from New York

i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.

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(501): View more from Arkansas

At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening

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(515): View more from Iowa

The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.

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(301): View more from Maryland

Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?

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(623): View more from Arizona

im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.

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(956): View more from Texas

Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life

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(516): View more from New York

Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.

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(709): View more from Newfndlnd, Labradr

A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.

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(312): View more from Illinois

he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it

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