Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
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