He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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