pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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