Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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