love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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