so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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