someone get that fucking seahorse.
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
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