she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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