I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity�
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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