coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
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