I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
Everything about him screamed your future.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
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