it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
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