wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Randomize
