i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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